Platypus News Key Ring

The ultimate accessory for the modern Sisyphus: the Platypus News Photo Keyring. This isn’t just any keyring; it’s the Swiss Army knife of keychains, minus the actual knife and any remotely useful tools. With its rectangular frame, designed to showcase your most mediocre memories, you can carry around a constant reminder of your questionable design choices.
 
The strong swivel joint ensures that your keys will dance the Macarena in your pocket with every step, while the dog-tag style frame screams, “I’ve been conscripted into the army of life’s mundanity.” And let’s not forget the zinc alloy material—nothing says ‘I’m trying too hard’ quite like the cold, unyielding embrace of metal.
 
If you’re looking to make a statement that says, “I enjoy personalizing the minutiae of my existence,” this keyring is the perfect satire of a keepsake. It’s the ideal way to say, “I’ve locked myself out of my house, but at least I did it in style