Platypus News Stainless Steel Mug

Behold the modern-day grail, the Platypus News Stainless Steel Mug – a vessel so vital, it’s practically a lifeline for the caffeine-dependent populace. Crafted from the tears of ancient, rust-resistant steel gods, this mug boasts an insulation so powerful, it defies the very laws of thermodynamics, keeping your sacred brew at a perfect sipping temperature for eons, or at least through your morning commute.
 
Adorned with high-quality sublimation printing, this mug doesn’t just hold your coffee; it embraces it, making it the envy of all other beverage containers. It’s the kind of gift that whispers, “I acknowledge your addiction to bean juice and support it wholeheartedly.”
 
The materials? Nothing short of an alchemist’s dream: 100% vacuum insulated stainless steel body, ensuring your drink’s temperature is as stable as your love for caffeine. The lid? A 100% black screw-on plastic masterpiece with a flip top, so secure, not even the Kraken could pry it open.
 
One size to rule them all: 15oz (0.44 l) of pure, unadulterated coffee-holding majesty, with rounded corners so smooth, they make a circle look edgy. This isn’t just a mug; it’s a statement, a lifestyle, a companion for those who stride boldly into the fray of morning traffic with their heads held high and their caffeine levels higher.